Tell me this hasn't happened to you at least once:
Your date brings you a bouquet of flowers.You have a great time at dinner. You go for drinks afterward. You have so much fun that you kind of lose track of how much you've had to drink. You wake up on your sofa, giant margarita glass in hand, withering flowers on the coffee table.
Girl, don't toss those things into a landfill, reuse them. And wash your face. Your mascara looks like crap.